Prom
- Me: do you like the prom dress i chose?
- Mom: No.
- Me: fine. you won’t come to the house when were taking pictures with our dates.
- Mom: DATES? People get asked to prom?
- Mom: Are you going to be asked?
- Mom: Do you like a boy?
- Mom: Can i know?
- Mom: You can ask him!
- Mom: Just be safe.
- Me: MOM! stop.