November 2011
7 posts
October 2011
3 posts
1 tag
August 2011
1 post
July 2011
1 post
June 2011
3 posts
May 2011
12 posts
“You cannot say you are a follower of the guy who said love your enemies and do...”
– Bill Maher (via soupsoup)
“I wanted a perfect ending. Now I’ve learned, the hard way, that some poems don’t...”
– Gilda Radner (via lorenrochelle)
“It’s worth remembering that Osama Bin Laden knew perfectly well that his motley...”
– IlyaGerner
this is the motherfucking truth that will not be discussed over the coming days.
(via l3fan-o-rama)
April 2011
10 posts
March 2011
8 posts
“Mankind is like dogs, not gods - as long as you don’t get mad they’ll bite you -...”
– Jack Kerouac (via drinkyourjuice)
Thanks, I needed this today.
Prom
Me: do you like the prom dress i chose?
Mom: No.
Me: fine. you won’t come to the house when were taking pictures with our dates.
Mom: DATES? People get asked to prom?
Mom: Are you going to be asked?
Mom: Do you like a boy?
Mom: Can i know?
Mom: You can ask him!
Mom: Just be safe.
Me: MOM! stop.
February 2011
26 posts
“I support women. I’m like a human bra.”
– Liz Lemon (Tina Fey, “30 Rock”)
